Introverts With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

"I should circulate more."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

Yeah, I do the same thing – sniff their posts but never contribute. Dog lurkers.

No matter where he worked, Frank always found himself six cubicles of separation removed from the fun crowd.

"Oh, Stan, I love your sarcastic sense of humor."

Ouija Bored

Medical Exam

"Nice to finally put a name to the face."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"It's the break room, Ed. There are people in there, too. I know it's hard, after all that time working from home, but you're going to have to start getting used to them again."

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

Man sitting on his own at a costume party dressed as a skunk.

"I'm a sucker for group dynamics."

'Boy, you know our lives suck when our cable goes out more than we do.'

'What do you mean you want to get involved in social media? You really don't grasp the idea of being a 'hermit' crab, do you?'

"He will be remembered by his Google Assistant."

Anti-Personnel Department

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

Hi-I'm Dave. Hi-I'm off limits.

"Hi, Zazz - I think you know everyone present."

"Anyone home?"

Three Bland Mice