Introverts With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

No matter where he worked, Frank always found himself six cubicles of separation removed from the fun crowd.

"Oh, Stan, I love your sarcastic sense of humor."

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

"It's the break room, Ed. There are people in there, too. I know it's hard, after all that time working from home, but you're going to have to start getting used to them again."

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

Medical Exam

"Nice to finally put a name to the face."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

Man sitting on his own at a costume party dressed as a skunk.

'What do you mean you want to get involved in social media? You really don't grasp the idea of being a 'hermit' crab, do you?'

'Boy, you know our lives suck when our cable goes out more than we do.'

"I'm a sucker for group dynamics."

"Hi, Zazz - I think you know everyone present."

Hi-I'm Dave. Hi-I'm off limits.

"Anyone home?"

Anti-Personnel Department

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

"Oh, that? It pops up when Bob's social battery runs out."

Three Bland Mice

"He will be remembered by his Google Assistant."