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At the party, Stewart went about it the wrong way when trying to break the ice.

New Year's Eve -we are overwhelmed with excitement.

Antisocial distancing

'No can do! That's my Solitaire evening!'

"Oh, Stan, I love your sarcastic sense of humor."

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

"I've switched from talking to myself to talking at myself."

"Nice to finally put a name to the face."

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

"It's the break room, Ed. There are people in there, too. I know it's hard, after all that time working from home, but you're going to have to start getting used to them again."

Steak Lovers.

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

'Boy, you know our lives suck when our cable goes out more than we do.'

"I'm a sucker for group dynamics."

Man sitting on his own at a costume party dressed as a skunk.

'What do you mean you want to get involved in social media? You really don't grasp the idea of being a 'hermit' crab, do you?'

"Hi, Zazz - I think you know everyone present."

"Oh, that? It pops up when Bob's social battery runs out."

'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!'

"He will be remembered by his Google Assistant."

Anti-Personnel Department

"Anyone home?"

'I never know what to do with my hooves at a party.'

"Somehow, I still feel insignificant."

Social Networking - Outsider.

Making new friends in the age of self-isolation

"And how long have you been agoraphobic?"

"What did you say your super power was again?"

"Oh god! Everybody knows I'm single!"

Turtle recluse