Introvert With Social Flair Pillows

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Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

Ouija Bored

'Hello, my name is Death'

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"What A Party."

"It's the break room, Ed. There are people in there, too. I know it's hard, after all that time working from home, but you're going to have to start getting used to them again."

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

Man sitting on his own at a costume party dressed as a skunk.

'Boy, you know our lives suck when our cable goes out more than we do.'

'Charles, we hired you distinctly because you're a people person.'

'What do you mean you want to get involved in social media? You really don't grasp the idea of being a 'hermit' crab, do you?'

Hello- I'm a Wreck.

Hi-I'm Dave. Hi-I'm off limits.

I'm no good at small talk

"Oh, that? It pops up when Bob's social battery runs out."

Three Bland Mice

"Hi, Zazz - I think you know everyone present."

Extrovert/Introvert.

"Well look who decided to show up."

"I forgot to charge him."

I HEART & MISS STRANGERS

A guest departing a party.

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

"I hate summer, I feel naked and vulnerable without my hoodie."