Introverted Socialite Pillows

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

A guest departing a party.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Children's Party

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

A day at the races

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

"Brian's considering the optics."

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"Your party just totally blew us away."

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

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