Awkward Socialite Pillows

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

Hello- I'm a Wreck.

"She might have stayed longer if you answered the door with your pants on."

"We're in the city now, Bob—stop making eye contact with everyone."

'Yes, my husband is an emphatic spitter. And, no, he doesn't wear dentures. Why do you ask?'

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"I keep telling her she should do something with her stupid little online pieces."

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

Paris Hilton

"You're going to the Partner's Social whether you like it or not!"

"I'm leaving Friday and we are all going to the club after work. Will you come?"

"Me: I never get invited to anything Also me: Sorry, I'm so tired, think I'll stay in."

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

'You look like a fun guy!'

'You have to get out more and meet new people you can find fault with.'

A guest departing a party.

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

Oh no! Here comes another lecture on the joys of loft living!

"I always wanted power, but now, I don't know, the trappings of power may be enough."

'I've got to go, Mom - my playgroup called an emergency meeting,'

'Are you sure this is the Class of 84 Havard Re-union?'

"I shall never forget Roger."

"You're welcome to stay, but the household goes all nude after 9pm."

"Come on, smile, it's for our food blog..."

Champagne Lifestyle on a lemonade income.

Lifestyles of the rich and famous... lifestyles of everyone else.

"Don't you remember? We were at Herb and Sally's."

"Fun-sponge."

'I'm sorry darling. I'm not very good company tonight.'

Bargoyles