Awkward Socialites Pillows

"Me: I never get invited to anything Also me: Sorry, I'm so tired, think I'll stay in."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

"I think it’s time we started holding other kids’ hands."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"I keep telling her she should do something with her stupid little online pieces."

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"You're going to the Partner's Social whether you like it or not!"

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

Hello- I'm a Wreck.

The Epsom Derby - Ladies Observe from the Balcony

"We're in the city now, Bob—stop making eye contact with everyone."

Lenny, the Fifth Wheel of the Apocalypse

'You have to get out more and meet new people you can find fault with.'

A guest departing a party.

Victorian Children's Party

'I've got to go, Mom - my playgroup called an emergency meeting,'

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

"She might have stayed longer if you answered the door with your pants on."

"Yipes! Grownups!!"

"I wonder if I should ask him to play."

'Sorry, I never know what to do with my hands in social situations.'

In the embarrassment cemetery

"You're welcome to stay, but the household goes all nude after 9pm."

"Don't you remember? We were at Herb and Sally's."

Bargoyles

'I'm sorry darling. I'm not very good company tonight.'

"Come on, smile, it's for our food blog..."

"Pack your bags and cancel your plans. The neighbors invited us to dinner and I told them we'd be out of town."