Awkward Socialites T-Shirts

"Me: I never get invited to anything Also me: Sorry, I'm so tired, think I'll stay in."

"So, what do you do for play?"

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"I think it’s time we started holding other kids’ hands."

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"I keep telling her she should do something with her stupid little online pieces."

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

"You're going to the Partner's Social whether you like it or not!"

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

"We're in the city now, Bob—stop making eye contact with everyone."

Hello- I'm a Wreck.

Lenny, the Fifth Wheel of the Apocalypse

The Epsom Derby - Ladies Observe from the Balcony

'You have to get out more and meet new people you can find fault with.'

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

A guest departing a party.

'I've got to go, Mom - my playgroup called an emergency meeting,'

Victorian Children's Party

"She might have stayed longer if you answered the door with your pants on."

"Yipes! Grownups!!"

"I wonder if I should ask him to play."

"You're welcome to stay, but the household goes all nude after 9pm."

In the embarrassment cemetery

"Don't you remember? We were at Herb and Sally's."

'Sorry, I never know what to do with my hands in social situations.'

'I'm sorry darling. I'm not very good company tonight.'

"Pack your bags and cancel your plans. The neighbors invited us to dinner and I told them we'd be out of town."

Bargoyles

"Come on, smile, it's for our food blog..."