"Me: I never get invited to anything Also me: Sorry, I'm so tired, think I'll stay in."
Awkward Socialites Gifts
Looking for a gift for the socially awkward connoisseur of life's little awkward moments? Our collection celebrates the charmingly awkward with witty, relatable products that bring humor and comfort. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, or print, these gifts are ideal for those who find joy in their quirks and love a good laugh at themselves. Show your appreciation for their genuine, offbeat charm with a thoughtful, funny present that they’ll cherish.
"So, what do you do for play?"
'A Ball at the Mansion House'
"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"
"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."
'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'
People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten
"I think it’s time we started holding other kids’ hands."
'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'
'Actually, I hate places like this.'
"I keep telling her she should do something with her stupid little online pieces."
After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .
"You're going to the Partner's Social whether you like it or not!"
'Actually, I hate places like this.'
'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'
"We're in the city now, Bob—stop making eye contact with everyone."
Hello- I'm a Wreck.
Lenny, the Fifth Wheel of the Apocalypse
The Epsom Derby - Ladies Observe from the Balcony
'You have to get out more and meet new people you can find fault with.'
"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"
A guest departing a party.
'I've got to go, Mom - my playgroup called an emergency meeting,'
Victorian Children's Party
"She might have stayed longer if you answered the door with your pants on."
"Yipes! Grownups!!"
"I wonder if I should ask him to play."
"You're welcome to stay, but the household goes all nude after 9pm."
In the embarrassment cemetery
"Don't you remember? We were at Herb and Sally's."
'Sorry, I never know what to do with my hands in social situations.'
'I'm sorry darling. I'm not very good company tonight.'
"Pack your bags and cancel your plans. The neighbors invited us to dinner and I told them we'd be out of town."
Bargoyles
"Come on, smile, it's for our food blog..."
Awkward Socialites Gifts Collection
Awkward Socialites Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that perfectly capture the quirky, awkward humor of socialite personalities—great for everyday laughs and coffee breaks.
Awkward Socialites Pillows
Find cozy, humorous pillows that celebrate social quirks, making every space both comfy and amusing for the socially awkward soul.
Awkward Socialites Prints
Browse our playful prints that showcase the humor of social awkwardness—perfect for decorating a space that appreciates wit and quirks.
Awkward Socialites T-Shirts
Discover our funny t-shirts designed for social outsiders, featuring witty cartoons that highlight the charm of awkwardness in style.