Forgetful Socialite Gifts

"Don't you remember? We were at Herb and Sally's."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"So, what do you do for play?"

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"I keep telling her she should do something with her stupid little online pieces."

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

"I'm leaving Friday and we are all going to the club after work. Will you come?"

I never finished our book. Me neither. I was reading another one. Me too. Totally addictive. Then let's choose that one for next month. Great. Facebook works for me! It's bookmarked!

"My son took away my license." "Too many hit and runs." "Too many birthdays?"

"Me: I never get invited to anything Also me: Sorry, I'm so tired, think I'll stay in."

"You're going to the Partner's Social whether you like it or not!"

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

"We're in the city now, Bob—stop making eye contact with everyone."

Hello- I'm a Wreck.

'You look like a fun guy!'

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

Over 60's night - "You have beautiful teeth. What do you soak them in?"

'With Jesse Caldwell trasferring to another school, I've been promoted in the playground pecking order.'

'You have to get out more and meet new people you can find fault with.'

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

A guest departing a party.

"Look at those drunken losers, that'll be us in twenty years."

"She might have stayed longer if you answered the door with your pants on."

"I always wanted power, but now, I don't know, the trappings of power may be enough."

'I've got to go, Mom - my playgroup called an emergency meeting,'

Senior Conversation Staters

'Are you sure this is the Class of 84 Havard Re-union?'