Socialite With A Twist Gifts

"Of course, I've aways been more of a dog person myself"

'Mr. Charles Borlin and friend...'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Children's Party

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

A day at the races

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

"Brian's considering the optics."

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

Today's Buzz word...

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

"Your party just totally blew us away."

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"I keep telling her she should do something with her stupid little online pieces."

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.'