Forgetful Socialite Mugs

"Don't you remember? We were at Herb and Sally's."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"So, what do you do for play?"

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"I keep telling her she should do something with her stupid little online pieces."

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"You're going to the Partner's Social whether you like it or not!"

"Me: I never get invited to anything Also me: Sorry, I'm so tired, think I'll stay in."

"My son took away my license." "Too many hit and runs." "Too many birthdays?"

"I'm leaving Friday and we are all going to the club after work. Will you come?"

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

Hello- I'm a Wreck.

"We're in the city now, Bob—stop making eye contact with everyone."

'You look like a fun guy!'

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

Over 60's night - "You have beautiful teeth. What do you soak them in?"

'You have to get out more and meet new people you can find fault with.'

'With Jesse Caldwell trasferring to another school, I've been promoted in the playground pecking order.'

"She might have stayed longer if you answered the door with your pants on."

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

"Look at those drunken losers, that'll be us in twenty years."

'I've got to go, Mom - my playgroup called an emergency meeting,'

A guest departing a party.

"I always wanted power, but now, I don't know, the trappings of power may be enough."

Senior Conversation Staters

"Come on, smile, it's for our food blog..."