Introverted Socialite Gifts

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

A guest departing a party.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Children's Party

"Another flue shot, Larry.

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

"Brian's considering the optics."

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

A day at the races

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

"Your party just totally blew us away."

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

'Hello, my name is Death'

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."