Introverted Socializer Gifts

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Mind if I join you?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I've replaced all the workers with machines, but now I crave human interaction!"

Introverted Chair

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

"The joy of the house to myself"

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

She was always an introvert.

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

"I don't mind working from home. I never liked those people at the office anyway."

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."

'Hello, my name is Death'

"I hope this is the right wine for reading and ignoring one another."

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .