Introverted Networker Gifts

"I know you always look forward to these business events."

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"It's the break room, Ed. There are people in there, too. I know it's hard, after all that time working from home, but you're going to have to start getting used to them again."

'What do you mean you want to get involved in social media? You really don't grasp the idea of being a 'hermit' crab, do you?'

'Charles, we hired you distinctly because you're a people person.'

Hi-I'm Dave. Hi-I'm off limits.

"I'm at the office party."

Hiding From Social Media

Do Not Disturb

Three Bland Mice

"Well look who decided to show up."

Hiding in a cupboard for a few hours helped Tom survive the festive season.

A guest departing a party.

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

"The floor is any human contact."

How did we ever communicate before this technology?

I HEART & MISS STRANGERS

Social Networking - Outsider.

Making new friends in the age of self-isolation

"I fear that I don't have 'Fear of Missing Out' anymore."

"It was hard at first - at least till I hooked up with you guys from the loner community."

"Oh god! Everybody knows I'm single!"

Being careful on social media.