Introverted Networker Prints

"I know you always look forward to these business events."

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

Ouija Bored

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"It's the break room, Ed. There are people in there, too. I know it's hard, after all that time working from home, but you're going to have to start getting used to them again."

'Charles, we hired you distinctly because you're a people person.'

'What do you mean you want to get involved in social media? You really don't grasp the idea of being a 'hermit' crab, do you?'

Hiding From Social Media

Hi-I'm Dave. Hi-I'm off limits.

Do Not Disturb

"I'm at the office party."

Three Bland Mice

"Well look who decided to show up."

Hiding in a cupboard for a few hours helped Tom survive the festive season.

A guest departing a party.

I HEART & MISS STRANGERS

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

"He has a lot of followers on Twitter, but we're the only ones who follow him in real life."

"The floor is any human contact."

How did we ever communicate before this technology?

Social Networking - Outsider.

Making new friends in the age of self-isolation

"I fear that I don't have 'Fear of Missing Out' anymore."

Being careful on social media.

"Your signs didn't work, Harold."

"It was hard at first - at least till I hooked up with you guys from the loner community."