Introvert Networkers Gifts

"It was hard at first - at least till I hooked up with you guys from the loner community."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

She required plenty of personal space.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

Introverted Chair

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

"The joy of the house to myself"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."