Introvert Allies Gifts

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

Big Talk/Small Talk.

Introverted Chair

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

"The joy of the house to myself"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"I don't mind working from home. I never liked those people at the office anyway."

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."