Introvert Supporter Gifts

A line of fish following a quiet fish.

"Oh, no - this introvert talked to me all night at a party, and I can't remember her name."

We bonded over a shared lack of assertiveness. Vive la diffidence!

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Nerd tryouts.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

She required plenty of personal space.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Mind if I join you?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"Of course working from home is different. . ."

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

"In your own time, Brian, in your own time."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"The joy of the house to myself"

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

Introverted Chair

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'