Introvert Enthusiast Gifts

'Society of hermits'

"Ignore everyone."

'Honey, it's just the Normans. Pretend we're not here.'

"These are some of my new friends from birthing class."

"I HATE public speaking! Whenever I'm in front of an audience, I freeze like a... Well, you get the picture."

"Donald is a very private person."

"I love it here. No one ever makes eye contact."

"I liked it better before when we didn't know enough about the Deavers to dislike them."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Nerd tryouts.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

'Mind if I join you?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

Big Talk/Small Talk.

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

Introverted Chair

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"The joy of the house to myself"

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'