Introvert Aficionados Gifts

Meet Jim, you've a lot in common...he's an insufferable bore as well...

Skiing.

Nerd tryouts.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

We bonded over a shared lack of assertiveness. Vive la diffidence!

Yeah, I do the same thing – sniff their posts but never contribute. Dog lurkers.

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

'As you all know, I've never been much of a 'people person'.'

Medical Exam

Five Stages of Lockdown

'It was designed for people who don't want any visitors.'

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

I'm no good at small talk

Anti-Personnel Department

An unadulterated look into the life of a brown recluse.

"Boy! That Harvey will do ANYTHING to be the center of attention, won't he?"

"I used to want 15 minutes of fame. Now I'd settle for 5 minutes of privacy."

'I need to find a place where there's nobody around and I can get some solitude.'

"I forgot to charge him."

"What's with that guy? I never see him attend any functions." "Oh, he's an antisocial vegan. He avoids meet."

"Oh, no - this introvert talked to me all night at a party, and I can't remember her name."

None of your damn business inc.

"Oh, thank God!"

"Ignore everyone."

Covid fatigue

"How was your lonely little dinner, sir?"

'Hi - how are you?'

"The Johnsons tend to keep themselves to themselves..."

"No, I'd like to have plans. I just always want the option for them to be cancelled at the last minute due to circumstances outside both parties' control."