Introvert Advocate Gifts

"You should get out more."

Pranking an Introvert

'You don't really want to go to this party, do you?'

Man on mobile on train - 'You'll have to speak up, they've put a really annoying TV in the carriage...'

"Being a 'social butterfly' is big misconception. I hate going out."

Antisocial Society

"Good lord, you're the first person who's ever turned up."

"Sorry, but by now, you should know, as well as I do, that the company policy is to promote incompetent extroverts, not quiet achievers..."

Shy Man at Party

Social Stigma

The anti-social network: 'So you want me to help you create an anti-social network?'

Even Among the Social Insects, Some Invidviduals are Clearly Anti-Social.

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

The anti-social network: '...All this so-called social networking is just a soulless waste of time...People used to enjoy being alone in their thoughts now it seems like that's everyone biggest fear!'

"You don't want a big birthday party? Well, it's not all about you, you know!"

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

D*mn it.

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

She required plenty of personal space.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Mind if I join you?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Niche Extracurriculars

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."