Introvert's Friend Gifts

I'm no good at small talk

Nerd tryouts.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

We bonded over a shared lack of assertiveness. Vive la diffidence!

Ouija Bored

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

'What do you mean you want to get involved in social media? You really don't grasp the idea of being a 'hermit' crab, do you?'

'Charles, we hired you distinctly because you're a people person.'

"I'm trying to figure out the right headache-inducing place for my birthday."

Hi-I'm Dave. Hi-I'm off limits.

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

Three Bland Mice

"Well look who decided to show up."

"He has a lot of followers on Twitter, but we're the only ones who follow him in real life."

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

I HEART & MISS STRANGERS

'I'm a hermit crab and like it this way, so no, I don't want to join any social network!'

"Oh, no - this introvert talked to me all night at a party, and I can't remember her name."

"Dear God, Thanks, but this wasn't the more 'me-time' I meant..."

"Ignore everyone."

"I fear that I don't have 'Fear of Missing Out' anymore."

"Would you mind talking to me for a while? I forget my cell phone."

"I'm still a work-in-hiding."