Introvert's Best Friend Gifts

Couple see sign on door: Bell out of order. Please do not knock on door.

"A lot of people say that my absence is my best feature."

Nerd tryouts.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"It's the break room, Ed. There are people in there, too. I know it's hard, after all that time working from home, but you're going to have to start getting used to them again."

I'm no good at small talk

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

"I'm trying to figure out the right headache-inducing place for my birthday."

Hi-I'm Dave. Hi-I'm off limits.

An unadulterated look into the life of a brown recluse.

Three Bland Mice

"Well look who decided to show up."

"Oh, thank God!"

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

'I'm a hermit crab and like it this way, so no, I don't want to join any social network!'

I HEART & MISS STRANGERS

"I fear that I don't have 'Fear of Missing Out' anymore."

"Ignore everyone."

"Would you mind talking to me for a while? I forget my cell phone."

"I'm still a work-in-hiding."