Introvert's Best Friend Gifts

Couple see sign on door: Bell out of order. Please do not knock on door.

"A lot of people say that my absence is my best feature."

Nerd tryouts.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

Ouija Bored

Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"It's the break room, Ed. There are people in there, too. I know it's hard, after all that time working from home, but you're going to have to start getting used to them again."

"I'm trying to figure out the right headache-inducing place for my birthday."

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

Three Bland Mice

Hi-I'm Dave. Hi-I'm off limits.

I'm no good at small talk

An unadulterated look into the life of a brown recluse.

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

"Well look who decided to show up."

I HEART & MISS STRANGERS

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

"Oh, thank God!"

"Dear God, Thanks, but this wasn't the more 'me-time' I meant..."

"He has a lot of followers on Twitter, but we're the only ones who follow him in real life."

'I'm a hermit crab and like it this way, so no, I don't want to join any social network!'

"Ignore everyone."

"I fear that I don't have 'Fear of Missing Out' anymore."