Introvert's Haven Gifts

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"I actually just made plans for tonight."

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

Niche Extracurriculars

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"At last - no Trump."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

While you were out...

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations

Medical Exam

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

I'm no good at small talk

An unadulterated look into the life of a brown recluse.

Antisocial Distancing

"I'm trying to figure out the right headache-inducing place for my birthday."

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

"Well look who decided to show up."

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

"I have a bad association with people."

"Oh, thank God!"

"I used to want 15 minutes of fame. Now I'd settle for 5 minutes of privacy."

"What's with that guy? I never see him attend any functions." "Oh, he's an antisocial vegan. He avoids meet."

Hank went to his secret spot in the attic for a few minutes away from family.

"I fear that I don't have 'Fear of Missing Out' anymore."

"Would you mind talking to me for a while? I forget my cell phone."

"How was your lonely little dinner, sir?"

Covid fatigue

Faced with a high street full of market researchers Elfinhora swiftly donned his cloak of invisibility.

"I hate to bother you guys, but nothing seems to be working for me."

'Hi - how are you?'