Introvert Sanctuary Gifts

Hank went to his secret spot in the attic for a few minutes away from family.

"Door to door salesmen are welcomed at any door but mine!"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Mind if I join you?'

Niche Extracurriculars

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"The joy of the house to myself"

"At last - no Trump."

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

Introverted Chair

While you were out...

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

The reserved and the go-ers.'