Introvert Retreat Gifts

'Ted hates parties.'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

Niche Extracurriculars

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"The joy of the house to myself"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

While you were out...

"At last - no Trump."

Introverted Chair

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"I don't mind working from home. I never liked those people at the office anyway."

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."