Introvert Retreat Pillows

'Ted hates parties.'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Mind if I join you?'

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

Niche Extracurriculars

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"At last - no Trump."

"The joy of the house to myself"

Introverted Chair

While you were out...

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

She was always an introvert.

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."