Introvert Haven Pillows

While you were out...

Niche Extracurriculars

A robot hides in a closet watching the new

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Mind if I join you?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

Introverted Chair

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"The joy of the house to myself"

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

The reserved and the go-ers.'

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'