Introvert's Haven Pillows

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"I actually just made plans for tonight."

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Niche Extracurriculars

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

"At last - no Trump."

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

While you were out...

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

Yeah, I do the same thing – sniff their posts but never contribute. Dog lurkers.

Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations

Medical Exam

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"I'm trying to figure out the right headache-inducing place for my birthday."

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

Antisocial Distancing

I'm no good at small talk

An unadulterated look into the life of a brown recluse.

"Well look who decided to show up."

"I have a bad association with people."

"What's with that guy? I never see him attend any functions." "Oh, he's an antisocial vegan. He avoids meet."

"He has a lot of followers on Twitter, but we're the only ones who follow him in real life."

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

"I used to want 15 minutes of fame. Now I'd settle for 5 minutes of privacy."

"Oh, thank God!"

Hank went to his secret spot in the attic for a few minutes away from family.

Covid fatigue

"Would you mind talking to me for a while? I forget my cell phone."

"I fear that I don't have 'Fear of Missing Out' anymore."

"How was your lonely little dinner, sir?"