Introvert's Utopia Pillows

Antisocial Distancing

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Drinking Companions

Niche Extracurriculars

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

While you were out...

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

"At last - no Trump."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"Have I ever hugged you, Elkins?"

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

An unadulterated look into the life of a brown recluse.

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

Self-assertive class.

"Well look who decided to show up."

"I have a bad association with people."

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

"Oh, thank God!"

Covid fatigue

"Ignore everyone."

"I fear that I don't have 'Fear of Missing Out' anymore."

"I actually just made plans for tonight."

Faced with a high street full of market researchers Elfinhora swiftly donned his cloak of invisibility.

Stimulus Hunger: 'Every now and then, Roger likes to cut himself off from all stimulus.'

"I hate to bother you guys, but nothing seems to be working for me."