Introvert's Den Pillows

"I can let you in, but really it's just a place I rented to be alone and maybe write a little."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'Mind if I join you?'

Niche Extracurriculars

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

"The joy of the house to myself"

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

Introverted Chair

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

While you were out...

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

The reserved and the go-ers.'