Introvert In Recovery Pillows

"I need less me time!"

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Nerd tryouts.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'Mind if I join you?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"The joy of the house to myself"

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

Introverted Chair

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."