Introvert Hangout Gifts

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Niche Extracurriculars

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

While you were out...

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

Antisocial Distancing

I'm no good at small talk

Not in the mood for human interaction line

'Happy new year'

"I forgot to charge him."

"I have a bad association with people."

Hank went to his secret spot in the attic for a few minutes away from family.

"Ignore everyone."

"I actually just made plans for tonight."

'My best and most beloved friend - thanks so much for coming!'

"Let's just invade the picnic, stay for five minutes, and leave."

"It was hard at first - at least till I hooked up with you guys from the loner community."

Meet Jim, you've a lot in common...he's an insufferable bore as well...

"I take it you really miss your old cubicle."

'Society of hermits'

I'm thinking of joining the, 'People Who Enjoy Solitude in Large Numbers', group.

"I just want to take a minute today to acknowledge all the guys out there named Bret who are too shy to correct people who think their name is Brad."

A robot hides in a closet watching the new

"I can let you in, but really it's just a place I rented to be alone and maybe write a little."

"...And for heaven's sake, Brian, do try to be a bit more sociable at this party."

"I HATE public speaking! Whenever I'm in front of an audience, I freeze like a... Well, you get the picture."

A man's head retreats into his body and slowly reappears piece by piece.

Triple Witching Hour in Apartment 3-K.

"I liked it better before when we didn't know enough about the Deavers to dislike them."