Introvert Hangout Mugs

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Niche Extracurriculars

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

While you were out...

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

Antisocial Distancing

I'm no good at small talk

Not in the mood for human interaction line

'Happy new year'

"I have a bad association with people."

"I forgot to charge him."

Hank went to his secret spot in the attic for a few minutes away from family.

"Ignore everyone."

"I take it you really miss your old cubicle."

Meet Jim, you've a lot in common...he's an insufferable bore as well...

"It was hard at first - at least till I hooked up with you guys from the loner community."

'My best and most beloved friend - thanks so much for coming!'

"I love it here. No one ever makes eye contact."

"Let's just invade the picnic, stay for five minutes, and leave."

"I actually just made plans for tonight."

'Society of hermits'

I'm thinking of joining the, 'People Who Enjoy Solitude in Large Numbers', group.

A robot hides in a closet watching the new

"I just want to take a minute today to acknowledge all the guys out there named Bret who are too shy to correct people who think their name is Brad."

"I HATE public speaking! Whenever I'm in front of an audience, I freeze like a... Well, you get the picture."

"I can let you in, but really it's just a place I rented to be alone and maybe write a little."

"...And for heaven's sake, Brian, do try to be a bit more sociable at this party."

"I liked it better before when we didn't know enough about the Deavers to dislike them."

"These are some of my new friends from birthing class."