Introverted Party-goer Gifts

Nerd tryouts.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

'As long as I stand here I'm safe. . . no stress. . . no pressure. . . no need to impress. . . I can just relax and be who I am. . .'

'Hello, my name is Death'

"The originator of the office birthday party."

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

"I love summer."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

"It's the break room, Ed. There are people in there, too. I know it's hard, after all that time working from home, but you're going to have to start getting used to them again."

'Charles, we hired you distinctly because you're a people person.'

I'm no good at small talk

Hi-I'm Dave. Hi-I'm off limits.

Three Bland Mice

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

"Well look who decided to show up."

A guest departing a party.

'Happy new year'

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

Hiding in a cupboard for a few hours helped Tom survive the festive season.

I HEART & MISS STRANGERS

"I haven't read it yet, but I've downloaded it from the Internet."

Making new friends in the age of self-isolation

"I fear that I don't have 'Fear of Missing Out' anymore."

"Ignore everyone."