Introvert In Disguise Gifts

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

'Charles, we hired you distinctly because you're a people person.'

Two people texting with their heads down and smiley face mask on top of their heads

"At least try to act as if you are pleased to be here."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Nerd tryouts.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

She required plenty of personal space.

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

Introverted Chair

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"The joy of the house to myself"

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

"I don't mind working from home. I never liked those people at the office anyway."