Proud Introvert Gifts

Nerd tryouts.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

That party went well.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Mind if I join you?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"The joy of the house to myself"

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

Introverted Chair

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"Hey guys, here's one I wrote about the loneliness of Lockdown."

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."