Introvert's Delight Gifts

'Could you... maybe just write me a little note about it?'

Fish: I'd like a little more 'ME' TIME.'

'I think I need some me time.'

"I hate to bother you guys, but nothing seems to be working for me."

"Oh, thank God!"

Stimulus Hunger: 'Every now and then, Roger likes to cut himself off from all stimulus.'

Faced with a high street full of market researchers Elfinhora swiftly donned his cloak of invisibility.

'You're shy aren't you?'

An unadulterated look into the life of a brown recluse.

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

Nerd tryouts.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

Ouija Bored

No matter where he worked, Frank always found himself six cubicles of separation removed from the fun crowd.

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"It's the break room, Ed. There are people in there, too. I know it's hard, after all that time working from home, but you're going to have to start getting used to them again."

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

'Charles, we hired you distinctly because you're a people person.'

'What do you mean you want to get involved in social media? You really don't grasp the idea of being a 'hermit' crab, do you?'

Hi-I'm Dave. Hi-I'm off limits.

Antisocial Distancing

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

Three Bland Mice

I'm no good at small talk