Introvert Pride-takers Gifts

"I was proud of you tonight. You were just hostile enough."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Nerd tryouts.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

Yeah, I do the same thing – sniff their posts but never contribute. Dog lurkers.

Ouija Bored

Medical Exam

"Have I ever hugged you, Elkins?"

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

Shy Man at Party

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

'Charles, we hired you distinctly because you're a people person.'

Antisocial Distancing

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

Hi-I'm Dave. Hi-I'm off limits.

An unadulterated look into the life of a brown recluse.

Three Bland Mice

'You don't really want to go to this party, do you?'

"Well look who decided to show up."