Introvert Pride-takers Pillows

"I was proud of you tonight. You were just hostile enough."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Nerd tryouts.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

Medical Exam

"Have I ever hugged you, Elkins?"

Shy Man at Party

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

'Charles, we hired you distinctly because you're a people person.'

Hi-I'm Dave. Hi-I'm off limits.

Antisocial Distancing

An unadulterated look into the life of a brown recluse.

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

Three Bland Mice

'You don't really want to go to this party, do you?'

"Well look who decided to show up."