Introvert With Style Gifts

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Nerd tryouts.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Introverted Chair

"The joy of the house to myself"

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

"I don't mind working from home. I never liked those people at the office anyway."