Introverted Party-goer T-Shirts

I never know what to do with my hands at a party. Thank goodness this isn't a party.

Nerd tryouts.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

Ouija Bored

"The originator of the office birthday party."

'As long as I stand here I'm safe. . . no stress. . . no pressure. . . no need to impress. . . I can just relax and be who I am. . .'

'Hello, my name is Death'

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

"I love summer."

"It's the break room, Ed. There are people in there, too. I know it's hard, after all that time working from home, but you're going to have to start getting used to them again."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

'Charles, we hired you distinctly because you're a people person.'

I'm no good at small talk

Hi-I'm Dave. Hi-I'm off limits.

Three Bland Mice

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

"Well look who decided to show up."

Hiding in a cupboard for a few hours helped Tom survive the festive season.

'Happy new year'

"He has a lot of followers on Twitter, but we're the only ones who follow him in real life."

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

A guest departing a party.

I HEART & MISS STRANGERS

"I haven't read it yet, but I've downloaded it from the Internet."

Making new friends in the age of self-isolation

"Ignore everyone."