Introverted Partygoer T-Shirts

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

Nerd tryouts.

The devil you know and his plus one

Peel poker.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"Die alone"

'As long as I stand here I'm safe. . . no stress. . . no pressure. . . no need to impress. . . I can just relax and be who I am. . .'

"The originator of the office birthday party."

Ouija Bored

'Hello, my name is Death'

"I love summer."

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"It's the break room, Ed. There are people in there, too. I know it's hard, after all that time working from home, but you're going to have to start getting used to them again."

'Charles, we hired you distinctly because you're a people person.'

Hi-I'm Dave. Hi-I'm off limits.

Three Bland Mice

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

"Well look who decided to show up."

'Happy new year'

A guest departing a party.

Hiding in a cupboard for a few hours helped Tom survive the festive season.

I HEART & MISS STRANGERS

"He has a lot of followers on Twitter, but we're the only ones who follow him in real life."

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

'Hi. I'm Major Fixer-Upper.'

"I haven't read it yet, but I've downloaded it from the Internet."