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'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

The devil you know and his plus one

Nerd tryouts.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

"The originator of the office birthday party."

"Die alone"

'Hello, my name is Death'

'As long as I stand here I'm safe. . . no stress. . . no pressure. . . no need to impress. . . I can just relax and be who I am. . .'

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

"I love summer."

"It's the break room, Ed. There are people in there, too. I know it's hard, after all that time working from home, but you're going to have to start getting used to them again."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

'Charles, we hired you distinctly because you're a people person.'

Three Bland Mice

Hi-I'm Dave. Hi-I'm off limits.

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

"Well look who decided to show up."

I HEART & MISS STRANGERS

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

A guest departing a party.

'Happy new year'

Hiding in a cupboard for a few hours helped Tom survive the festive season.

"I haven't read it yet, but I've downloaded it from the Internet."

"I fear that I don't have 'Fear of Missing Out' anymore."