Introverted Socializer Mugs

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

She required plenty of personal space.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I've replaced all the workers with machines, but now I crave human interaction!"

Introverted Chair

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"The joy of the house to myself"

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

'Hello, my name is Death'

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."

"I don't mind working from home. I never liked those people at the office anyway."

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."

"I hope this is the right wine for reading and ignoring one another."

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

"I had to close all my social media accounts. They were making me anti-social."