Introverted Sojourner Mugs

"I love summer."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'Mind if I join you?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

Introverted Chair

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"The joy of the house to myself"

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"At last - no Trump."

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

The reserved and the go-ers.'