Introverted Reveler Mugs

Hiding in a cupboard for a few hours helped Tom survive the festive season.

Club Antisocial

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"How much longer with this social distancing thing?"

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

Myspace then and now.

"I handle chatty people for him."

Ouija Bored

"I still haven't cleaned up from the party."

"I love summer."

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

Go away

"It's the break room, Ed. There are people in there, too. I know it's hard, after all that time working from home, but you're going to have to start getting used to them again."

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

'You're never alone when you've got a phone.'

"To be perfectly frank, I much prefer the solitude of the desert to the busy city life..."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

'Charles, we hired you distinctly because you're a people person.'

An exhibition is open for business while an inhibition remains closed.

'Remember when we used to call them Wallflowers? The new term is Mingleberries.'

Crankster - The Site For Anti-Social Networking