Introvert's Dreamer Mugs

"If you prefer to avoid the world—then this is the rock for you!"

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

She required plenty of personal space.

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

Drinking Companions

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"At last - no Trump."

"The joy of the house to myself"

Introverted Chair

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"I don't mind working from home. I never liked those people at the office anyway."