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"I love summer."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

She required plenty of personal space.

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"At last - no Trump."

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"The joy of the house to myself"

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

Introverted Chair

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."