Introverted Entertainer Pillows

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

That party went well.

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

"Oh, Stan, I love your sarcastic sense of humor."

"Introvert."

"What A Party."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

"It's the break room, Ed. There are people in there, too. I know it's hard, after all that time working from home, but you're going to have to start getting used to them again."

'Charles, we hired you distinctly because you're a people person.'

'What do you mean you want to get involved in social media? You really don't grasp the idea of being a 'hermit' crab, do you?'

Man sitting on his own at a costume party dressed as a skunk.

'Boy, you know our lives suck when our cable goes out more than we do.'

"Hi, Zazz - I think you know everyone present."

Hi-I'm Dave. Hi-I'm off limits.

"Oh, that? It pops up when Bob's social battery runs out."

Three Bland Mice

"Well look who decided to show up."

"We outsourced our joyless TV dinners to a delightful couple from next door."

"The floor is any human contact."

Hiding in a cupboard for a few hours helped Tom survive the festive season.

The Imperfect Hostess

I HEART & MISS STRANGERS